In honor of this good day, I shall share one of my favorite things as it applies to January 5, 2012.
These are the most delicious slippers ever imagined. Restoration Hardware calls them foot duvets. Swanky.
If your feet had mouths, they would thank you. They would also look weird, and you might suffocate while wearing slippers. Maybe it's best that the sentiment remains unspoken between you and your tootsies.
We have established that my house is about as cold as a… oops, there might be children present. My house is cold. My sister gave me the red foot duvets (That's just fun to say) for Christmas last year, and I have praised her name to the rooftops ever since. They even make up for the hair pulling when we were kids, and that's saying a lot. Two days ago, I let Mr. Vagabond try them out. I nearly had to invoke the Headlock of Doom to get them back.
He said: Hey! They'll be easy for me to slip off at the airport security gate.
She said: Drop the slippers, Buster.
I ran off with them while he was in the shower.
If the idea of toasty toes puts a spring in your step, scamper off to Restoration Hardware while these goosedown-filled, plush-lined, microfiber lovelies are still on sale. At $12, they're cheaper than a pair of Dearfoams, and they survive repeated launderings much better.